Build us a team, not a hotel

THOUGH undeniably a factor, the cup win at Old Trafford – contrary to recent opinion – is not the reason for Leeds United’s 2010 form slump. If it was, then Simon Grayson’s predecessors, with no cup prowess to speak of between them, wouldn’t have hit the self-same wall 12 months into their reigns, too. But they did.

As highlighted back in September, not one has survived a second year in charge under the Beeston hotelier. Gary McAllister didn’t even see out his first, after a dismal run of results with which Grayson’s line-ups are becoming increasingly flirtatious. Since marking an extraordinary first year in charge with victory on Boxing Day and another three points two days later, his Leeds United haven’t registered consecutive wins in a 16 game period which has yielded just 21 points. It’s an alarming second-year slump worse than Dennis Wise’s; worse even than that of Kevin Blackwell.

What this means is that in returning Leeds United to where it was when Ken Bates first clapped eyes on it in 2005, avoiding the inevitable fate in the process, Simon Grayson has much trend-bucking to do. But it’s too easy to demand the manager’s head; less so to ask why we must keep plating it up. Cash black holes, escalating ticket prices, expensive courtroom failures, hotel plans and an overabundance of borrowed players all feed into the sense that this regime’s murky pursuit of off-field mediocrity is inconducive to excellence on it, whoever picks the team.

Where our forefathers stood by the finest players of any generation, we do likewise by a club that increasingly feels like Leeds United in name only. Our behaviour is monitored by the Members Club while the club itself continues to harbour the veiled interests of a chairman and his secret associates. But for how long?

With the incoming Football League chairman’s drive for transparency, the growing culture of fan protest and the realisation that we have problems with brass hotel doorknobs on, not much longer, one would hope. Once pacified by Ken Bates-sponsored media, we Leeds United fans are forming networks of our own and assuming positions to demand for ourselves the very best football club the bland old man’s capable of – unless, of course, that’s what we already have.

Instead of striving to copy his own Stamford Bridge template, Ken Bates would be well advised to heed the words of Chelsea chairman Bruce Buck, the man tasked with making the west London development break even. “All a football fan wants,” he admits. “Is football.” Not a hotel.

Visit Beeston Down Under

Visit Beeston Down UnderMAYBE it was the unerring rumble of tyres on tarmac beneath him, or perhaps the sense that his beloved Leeds United were rolling over at Southampton, but as Dods the intrepid Square Baller drove Australia’s 400km-long Great Ocean Road, the dreamlike scenery brought to mind an oddly familiar nightmarish vision.

Then he reached for his favourite Leeds United magazine, opened it to the centre pages and there it was: Ken Bates’s Beeston of the future!

Build us a team, Ken – not a hotel.

More FREE Visit Beeston downloads

Visit Beeston on Lowfields RoadCOMPLIMENTING the existing A4 sticker sheet, are the latest additions to the FREE “Visit Beeston” download stable: posters in A3 and A4 sizes, plus an A5 flyer (to download: right click, save as).

See the “Visit Beeston” page for even more freebies, and squareballshop.com to buy the magnificent “Visit Beeston” T-shirt.

Beeston: been there? Buy the T-shirt!

SINCE TBG launched “Visit Beeston”, it’s been a hectic fortnight for Leeds United chairman and poster boy Ken Bates.

Either side of raising season ticket prices (again), he mounted his trusty soapbox (again) on climate change, AIDS and third world water supply and found himself under the the scrutiny (again) of the Guardian’s David Conn.

Phew. All we’ve done is these “Visit Beeston” t-shirts in association with Leeds United fanzine The Square Ball; yours to pre-order now at squareballshop.com.

You don’t have to visit Beeston to wear one – but it helps!

FREE Visit Beeston desktop wallpapers

Visit Beeston desktop wallpaperFREE desktop wallpapers are the latest in an ever-expanding range of downloadable “Visit Beeston” items by TBG. Check them out now on the FREE: Visit Beeston page, where you’ll also find free avatars and an A4 sticker sheet.