The first Leeds United goal I ever saw

IN my mind, Neil Aspin’s run at the Shrewsbury Town defence on November 1st 1986 concluded with a shot which arced, arrow-like, into the bottom corner of the net with all the precision of a perfectly-drawn frame from a football comic book – not skid across the turf and through the goalkeeper, having traversed a boxful of disinterested defenders.

Contrary to John Boyd’s commentary, “Desert Head” was better known for his receding blond hairline than famous runs, but his was the first Leeds United goal I ever saw at Elland Road or anywhere else. I rediscovered it last weekend in this clip tacked onto the end of the 1986/87 season review video, United are Back!

United weren’t quite back yet of course, and by the time they were, in 1990, the present manager of Halifax Town had kickstarted a 10-year spell in the Potteries as Port Vale’s Player of the Year.

UPDATE: Noel Lloyd and Ken Bates in The Square Ball

THE British Virgin Islands’ Jahphinx TV News reports reaction in the Caribbean to The Square Ball’s article on Noel Lloyd, the activist who led the fight to reclaim his country from Ken Bates in spring 1968.

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Leeds United loanee #64: Alex McCarthy

IN THE fallout from Paul Rachubka’s first half meltdown on Wednesday night, Leeds United turn to Reading’s Alex McCarthy as temporary cover for the injured Andy Lonergan.

The 21-year-old goalkeeper is Simon Grayson’s 30th loan signing in under 3 years as manager, and Leeds United’s 64th since 2004.

Caribbean Spring 1968: Noel Lloyd and Ken Bates in The Square Ball

WHEN Ken Bates took over his homeland in 1968, Noel Lloyd led the fight to take it back. Read the startling full story in The Square Ball issue four, on sale at the Cardiff City game on Sunday from sellers around Elland Road, or online at thesquareball.net.

The Don, The Beaver, and The Square Ball

“What I’m telling you now is dynamite. What I’m telling you now is gold dust. What I’m telling you now is the best thing that’s ever gone in your magazine. Listen to this, this is massive.” ~ Paul Trevillion

LIKE most Leeds fans in their thirties, I was brought up on tales of that great side of the 60s and 70s. A can of Long Life or three was usually all it took for my dad to share his enthralling accounts of the time Leeds routed Southampton, or beat Barcelona, or defeated the double-winning Arsenal at Wembley.

That year was notable not only for Leeds winning their first and only FA Cup, and the rotten way they had to play in vain for a double of their own at Wolves just two days later, but also because it was when Leeds became “Super Leeds”.

Those players forged the legend of Super Leeds, but the name was pure Paul Trevillion. Hired by Don Revie to raise the club’s profile, Trevillion introduced such instant cool as Leeds’ numbered sock tags, inspired the timeless ethos of Marching on Together, and suggested they take to the field before their opponents to greet the crowd and air their skills.

It was the epitome of what The Glory Years – the BBC video which also did much to crystallise in my young mind how that team went about doing what it did – dubbed Leeds United’s “footballing ABC: arrogance, belligerence, confidence.” But it was also brilliant art.

When I first went to Elland Road at the age of 10, Leeds weren’t so Super and the sock tags were gone, but the players still did the wave and choruses of Marching on Together echoed around terraces. At the same time, I discovered in Match magazine a sequence of incredible drawings – of footballers past and present, perfectly poised, seemingly exploding into action – bearing the distinctive signature: TREVILLION.

His is the pen which brought Roy of the Rovers to life and is still drawing You Are The Ref over 50 years after it began. But it turns out that The Beaver, as he’s known, has more in his locker than sock tags and ink bottles. He’s performed on stage with Norman Wisdom, been crowned world speed-kissing champion (twice), toured America with his patented putter, and England as football’s Panda of Peace.

So how did the extroverted Trevillion strike up a collaboration with the guarded, superstitious Revie? Did he really doorstep Les Reed until he agreed to write Marching On Together? How did he win over the hardest players in football, and what on earth has all this got to do with Salvador Dalí?

Find out in an exclusive interview with Paul Trevillion, plus a special tribute centre spread, in The Square Ball issue 3, on sale from vendors around Elland Road at Saturday’s game against Portsmouth and online right now.

Leeds United loanee #63: Danny Pugh

RETURNING with a view to a permanent deal is utility man Danny Pugh. Leeds United’s first signing following relegation from the Premier League in 2004 becomes the club’s 63rd loanee in the 7 years since. See the full list in all its glory.

Leeds United’s loan arranger rides again

phoneloanIT’S said that when one door closes, another door opens – but at Elland Road the same can be said of windows. Transfer windows.

The emergency loan window swung open today with loan arranger Simon Grayson odds-on to add to his startling personal tally of 28 loans, which account for almost half of Leeds United’s whopping sum of 62 in the 7 seasons since 2004.

So, thanks to the collective wisdom of Leeds fans the internet over, indulge yourself in the most bang up-to-date version yet of our indespensable infographic guide to Leeds United’s men on borrowed time.

Infographic: 2011/12 season ticket prices

INSIDE your brand new copy of the award-winning, by the fans, for the fans Square Ball magazine lies a special report on the season ticket cost of each Championship club for the new campaign, featuring a brand new TBG infographic.

Guarantee your copy of all 10 issues this season by subscribing to The Square Ball, or download issue 1 right now.

Unopen All Hours

IN THIS classic clip, Leeds United’s miserly proprietor explains to his put-upon underling G-G-G-Grayson why he’s b-b-b-banned the B-B-B-BBC from Elland Road. Again. Fetch a cloth!

Despot the difference

They wouldn’t care if Ken Bates ran the country as long as it was winning.